Instructions homework
For this week your task is to write a set of magical instructions on how to turn a person into a frog.
First, you will need to write a list of ingredients.
Next, you need to write a list of step by step instructions on how to turn the person into a frog.
Below is an example:
How To Turn a Child Into a Frog
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
Frogs legs,
Human eyeballs,
Rats Tails,
Witches Fingers,
The snout of a wolf
and the egg of a Gribblesquirt.
Step 1]
Put the frogs legs in a medium-sized frying pan.Then,put the pan on the hob and deep frie them.Next,take the human eye balls and drop them in boiling hot water.After that,sizzle the rats tails and heat them up.Let it cool down for 1 hour.You need to remember to put the witches fingers in the microwave.Get the wolf's snout and chop it up into squares.Scoop the yoke out of the Grobblesquirt's egg and add some bits of the shell.Drop all of the ingredients in you'r cauldron and mix it all up.Finally put you'r mixture into a carton of juice and give you'r'juice' to a child and wait for it all to happen.[P.S,The child will turn into a frog in 5 minutes.
A very detailed set of instructions!
DeleteWell done for telling when the child will turn into a frog.
DeleteThank you Elisha.I like your recipe because it's very imaginative and beautifully-disgusting!
DeleteINGREDIENTS
ReplyDelete1)Half a tea spoon of slug slime.
2)A spoon full of human tears.
3)A cup of spiders blood.
4)Frog legs.
5)A hand full of wriggly worms.
METHOD
1)Put the ingredients in the cauldron.
2)Mix it all together.
3)Jump up and down three times.
4)Say the word FROG 8 times.
5)Drink the potion.
A clear set of instructions.
DeleteHow many frog legs?
DeleteHow to turn a child into a frog.
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
.A mummy's hand
.A goblin's tail
.Three boy's arms
.An eyeball
.A plate of worms
Method:
1.Cut a mummy's hand and put it with the plate of worms.
2.Get the eyeball and put it in a bowl.
3.Put your mixture of the mummy's hand and worms in the bowl with your eyeball. Mix for 2 minutes.
4.Chop the three boy's arms and the goblin's tail and mix them in the bowl with the others.
5.You will see your mixture will turn green and ready to drink.
By Arjun
Big Ben
Poor mummy!
DeletePoor boy's!
DeleteWell Done Arjun!I like your set of instructions because it is disgustingly good!
DeleteIngredients
ReplyDelete18 newborn frogs eye balls
1 litre of jaguar blood extra salt
20ml of spider venom
1 strip of wolves skin
5 fangs of a killer cobras
1 soul of a copy cat parrot
Method
1. Put ingredients into a pot and heat it.
2. Check the temperature by putting baboons hand and see if he shouts!
3. Mix very well using an elephants trunk.
4. Dance around jumpy, bumpy, jumpy bumpy and say aoogaaa, aoogaaa!
5. Karate chop a plant HYEEYA!!
6. Drink the potion.
I have sympathy for the elephant!
DeleteI have sympathy for the new born frogs!
DeleteI feel sympathy for the copy cat parrot
DeleteJakub
ReplyDeleteHow to make a boy into a frog.
ingredients
1.Shark tooth
2.Bug eyes
3.Fish oil
4.spider legs
5.snail blood
Method.
1.First prepare super huge pot.
2.Then start putting all the disgousting ingredients in your mega pot.
3.After that start sturing up your disgrasous ingredients.
4.Next say froggy potion in a magnifisent vocie.
5.Soon drink the vile potion maliciously and you'll turn into a frog.
Yuk! I like the time adverbials you used to explain the order of the steps!
DeleteI have sympathy for the shark!
DeleteHow to turn a person into a frog
ReplyDeleteIngredients
1) 3 scoops of frog slime
2) 10 wet leaves
3) 4 buckets of slushy mud
4) 1 spoonful of tiny frogs
Method
1. Put all ingredients into cauldron.
2. Stir them all together.
3. Say Whizz! Bang! Zap!
4. Jump up while turning around 5 times.
5. Test the potion.
6. Drink the potion.
This sounds positively revolting!
DeleteWell done, it sounds disgusting!
DeleteHow to turn a person into a frog.
ReplyDeleteINGREDIANTS
1. Get a bucket of slimy worms.
2. Kill a skunk and get its tail.
3. Catch a hedgehog and get one it its spikes
4. Get 5 spoonfuls of zebra's blood
METHOD
Step 1. Put all of the ingredients into the cauldron but mix with the hedgehogs spike.
Step 2. Shout "DURPPPPPPPPPPP"
Step 3. Fart twice on the potion
Step 4. Burp out "FROG" to the potion
Step 5. And then make the person drink the potion!
Very imaginative, Arveer!
DeleteI think I would put a peg on my nose to get the skunk!
DeleteYou will need:
ReplyDelete5 frog legs,
Soil,
Water,
Bowl,
Spoon.
Instructions:
.Put the 5 frog legs in the bowl.
.Beat them up.
.Place the soil flat on the frog legs.
.Pour the water.
.Mix it together.
.Then eat it.
.ENJOY!!!!!
An interesting recipe Marcelina!
DeleteExcellent!
Deletebrilliant Marcelina
DeleteHow to turn a child into a frog:
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
2 cups of slimy slugs
8 cups of filthy toenails
4 jugs of birds’ blood
3 sprinkles of revolting grass
Method:
1. Pour all the ingredients into a cauldron impatiently.
2. Mix them slowly.
3. Say pop, boom, bang quickly.
4. Tap your wand on the cauldron 3 times carefully.
5. Drink the potion rapidly.
6. Pop, boom, bang, you’re a FROG!
fantastic Elisha
DeleteYuk! I like the fact that you added adverbs to the instructions to explain how each step should be done.
ReplyDeleteyou will need:
ReplyDelete.5 slugs
.elephants blood
.a cup
.frogs blood
.finaly a spoon
instructions:
1.put the slugs into the cup.
2.next put the elephants blood in the cup.
3.now mix it withe the spoon.
4.put the frogs blood in.
5.now SAY I'M A FROG
NOW YOUR A FROG!
you will need
Deletefrog DNA
A spoon
and lion blood
and finally orenge,bowl
First put the lion blood in the bolw
next put the orenge juice in the bowl
mix it up
lastly put the DNA in drink it
TADDA
How to turn a person
ReplyDeleteinto a Frog
Ingredients:
4 (Frog) legs
6 spoons battery blood
4 grams of flower
1 bottle of (poison)
14 (dead) rats
10 (human) eye-bals
6 tiny rabbits
Method
1 Chop frog legs and eye-bals
2 Put both ingredients into a bowl
3 Put everything ells in bowl except rabbit
4 Chop the rabbits into a tiny pieces
5 Put rabbits in the cup
6 Make everything in the bowl a liquid
7 Poor everything in the cup
8 Get a chilled to drink it
How to turn a boy into a frog
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
1 pint of fresh water
1 spoon green glue
1 skin of a frog
1 hair of a cat
1 ear of goat
1 cup of fish guts
1 bunch of water silk
1 finger of a giant
1 pinch of mud
1 green candy
Method of preparation:
Put the fresh water with the green glue in a pot and mix well,
then add the frog skin, the hair of a cat and the ear of goat and leave it to boil for 10 minutes and say twice KAPUKA- MUKA- CHIUKA.
Once boiled put in the pot the fish guts ,the giant finger, the bunch of water silk than boil for another five minutes than say twice SUPER- CALI-BRIS-TIC.
Last ,put in the pot the pinch of mud and the green candy and say twice ESPIA-LI-DOU-SHEN.
Strain the potion and take 1 spoon at 12 midnight and say three times the spell:
KAPUKA- MUKA- CHIUKA
SUPER- CALI-BRIS-TIC
ESPICA-LI-DOU-SHEN
... and you will turn into a frog!!! AH AH AH AH!
How to turn a child into a frog:
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
• a pair of Elephant’s eye balls
• a snail’s slimy shell
• a bowl full of baby vomit
• a bat’s brain
Equipment:
• Blender
• a knife
• spoon
Method:
1) Firstly, get your pair of elephant’s eye balls and cut them into pieces.
2) Next, get your bowl full of baby vomit.
3) Then, get a snail’s slimy shell and crunch it up.
4) After that, fry the bat`s brain and keep it ready.
5) Now, mix all the ingredients with a spoon and add it to a blender.
6) Voila! Your drink is ready!
7) Finally, drink it in the night before bed and by morning, you have turned into a FROG!
By Fareeha (Big Ben)
This is a really nice recipe Fareeha!
DeleteHow to turn a child into a frog:
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
1 humongous pot of frog legs
10 wasps
11 handfuls of gunge
2 living snake's poison
1 glass full of water
Instructions:
1.put the gross gunge into your giant pot.
2.add the 10 wasps and mix well.
3.dribble the poison into the mixture.
4.pour some of the mixture into a glass and pour the water in too.
5.tell the child to say "croak" and to drink it...
6.enjoy the laughter while you can, because in 2 months, the potion will were of!
Ingredients:
ReplyDelete1) 2 cups of cut slug.
2) 3 cups of fresh human blood.
3) 10 aliens eyes.
4) 5 human kidneys.
5) 1 fresh dog brain.
6) 5 cups of boogies and snot.
method:
First, cut the brain in half and put the snot inside the brain then use the boogies to stick the brain together.
Aftre that, spread the alien eyes on the brain and next, put the slugs on top.
Finally, wrap it up with the kidney then poor the human blood on top then eat it, and enjoy turning to a frog.
by habib.
How to turn a child into a frog!
ReplyDeleteIngredients:
.A drop of blood from a vampires tooth.
.A dead cat.
.A jar.
.A cauldron.
.A frog that farts a lot.
.And a spiders cobweb.
Method:
First put the vampires blood into the cauldron with the dead cat and wait ten minutes.Then chuck the cobweb inside. finally get a frog to farts
How to turn a child into a frog!
Ingredients:
.A drop of blood from a vampires tooth.
.A dead cat.
.The guts from a pig.
.A jar.
.A frog that farts a lot.
.A cauldron.
.And a spiders venom.
Method of preparation:
Firstly put the dead cat inn the cauldron along with vampires blood and wait 10 minutes.Then get the frog to fart in the jar and put into the cauldron with the guts of the pig.Finally wait a whole day and get the cup and drink it and...VOILA! you are now a slimy frog.